Possably the worst irish joke ever?

An Irish bloke goes to the doctor, “Dactor, it’s me rear end. I’d loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot”.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. “Incredible” he says, “there is a $20 note lodged up here”

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man’s bottom, and then a $10 note appears. “This is amazing” exclaims the Doctor. “What do you want me to do?.”

“Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man,” shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another etc…

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

“Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat’s moch batter, how moch is dare den?”

The Doctor counts the pile of cash. “$1990 exactly.”

“Ah, dat’d be roit amount. I knew I wasn’t feeling two grand.”

I Need to Fly Somewhere…

I dont know whats wrong with me but i would love to fly away somewhere for a few days. Even though i hardly can afford too id love to simply just “get away” for a few days. I love flying really and have done ever since my first flight 2 years to spain.

I dont think it even matters where id simply love to get on a plane and have a few days break. I love the whole “excitement” of getting on a plane im like a big kid that way. Aer Lingus are so great to fly on if you get the right price of course.

The excitement of siting in the departing area as you wait for the gates to open is just incredable. Aer Lingus staff as so friendly too my experience with Ryanair a year ago wasnt a good really.

Running for your seat on a plane like a heard of animals isnt my idea of fun. Comparing that with the ease of booking your seat online with Aer Lingus. another thing about Ryanair is the plane landings seem to be very “rough”. Now this could be a Pilot thing (i sure hope not) or a plane thing as Ryanair use Boeing 737’s and Aer Lingus use Airbus A320’s i think thats right.

Breathe New Life into Your Aging i-Pod or MP3 Player with Rockbox

I found this site the other week and i found this superb program that replaces the “i-Pod” software with a program called “RockBox” which enables so many cool features thats its a must have.

Ive never really liked my I-Pod and its restrictive file system and of course I-Tunes but ive stuck with it since i got my I-Pod over 3 years ago.

At the moment im using rockbox as it means i can say goodbye to Itunes and manage the songs on my I-Pod myself via a simple copying task like in windows.
RockBox rocks

What is Rockbox? Why should I use it?

Rockbox is an open source firmware replacement for a growing number of digital audio players. It has been in development since 2001 and receives new features, tweaks and fixes every day to provide you with the best possible music listening experience. Rockbox aims to be considerably more functional and efficient than your device’s stock firmware while remaining easy to use and customizable. We believe that you should never need to go through a series of menus for an action you perform frequently. We also believe that you should be able to configure almost anything about Rockbox you could want, pertaining to functionality. It is written by users, for users.

Another top priority of Rockbox is audio playback quality. Rockbox, for most models, includes a wider range of sound settings than that device’s original firmware. A lot of work has been put into making Rockbox sound the best it can, and improvements are constantly being made. All models have access to a large number of plugins, including many games, applications, and graphical demos.

You can load different configurations quickly for different purposes (e.g. a large font for in your car, different sound settings for at home). You can even customize your While Playing Screen to display only and exactly what you want to see when your music is playing. In addition, Rockbox features a wide range of languages, and all supported models also have the ability to talk to you – menus can be voiced and filenames spelled out or spoken.



Key Features of Rockbox

Feature Archos models iriver models iPod models iAudio models Gigabeat models Sansa models
Support for over 15 Sound Codecs, including OGG and FLAC MP3 and WAV only DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Gapless playback DONE (with lame -nogap) DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
5-band fully-parametric equalizer, and crossfeed Not possible DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
High-resolution volume control, 64-100 levels (model-dependent) DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Abilty to create your own themes or use user-uploaded ones DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Advanced crossfading Not possible DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
ReplayGain support (volume normalization) Not yet implemented DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Cuesheet support DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Album Art Support Not possible DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
JPEG image and text-file viewing DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Doom! Not possible DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
MPEG video support Not possible, but
custom video playback
DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Real Time Clock (RTC) DONE (Recorders) DONE (H3x0, modded H1x0) DONE DONE (X5(L), M5(L)) DONE DONE
Customizable Tag Database DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Unicode support DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Advanced On-The-Go playlist creation DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Multilingual Interface – 30 supported languages and counting DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Optional spoken interface DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Many plugins – games, apps, and demos DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
Open Source, so Rockbox is constantly improved DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE

A full feature comparison can be found here.



Model-Specific Features


Archos Studio or Player

Rockbox for the Archos Studio and Player models features MP3 playback that, to many users, sounds considerably better than the standard Archos firmware. In addition, there are a number of “plugins” (games, graphics demos and useful apps, such as a stopwatch and a text viewer), the menus are laid out in a more logical way, and you have access to a lot more information and configuration options than you ever had in the Archos firmware. You can even flash Rockbox to your player if you like it, which drastically reduces the boot time (Rockbox boots within a few seconds this way, versus around 10 seconds for the Archos firmware, before flashing).


Archos Recorder, FM Recorder or Ondio

Rockbox for the Archos Recorder, FM Recorder, and Ondio models features very high-quality, fine-tuned MP3 playback – along with many extra adjustments the Archos firmware doesn’t allow, including an automatic volume adjustment for files with uneven output levels, Micronas Dynamic Bass (MDB), a very configurable “bass boost on steroids”, and more! A very intuitive and organized menu system gets you where you want to be quickly, and quick access to common features is at your fingertips with the screen-specific context menus. Over fifty plugins (including games and apps) provide you with many useful tools and hours of entertainment – including a video playback plugin, with sound, and a JPEG viewer! You can even flash Rockbox to your player if you like it, which drastically reduces the boot time (Rockbox boots within a few seconds this way, versus around 10 seconds for the Archos firmware, before flashing). On-The-Go playlist creation and adjustment, full file bookmarking support, and recording with time-splitting and automatic triggering are just a few of many more features that Rockbox for Archos Recorder, FM Recorder, and Ondio provides.


iriver iHP1x0, H1x0, H3x0 or H10

Rockbox for the iriver iHP100 series, H100 series, H300 series, and H10 series features a large amount of plugins (games – many in full color on the H300 series – applications, and “demos”), which allow you to have some fun when you’re bored, or put one of our multiple applications to use: open files with the text viewer, time yourself with the stopwatch, view some JPEG photos, perhaps watch a video or two, or turn your iriver H300 or H10 into a desktop clock with the clock plugin. On-The-Go playlist creation and adjustment, full file bookmarking support, Recording and FM Recording with a variety of settings and features are more key points of Rockbox for the iriver iHP-1×0, H1x0 , H10, and H3x0 series.


iAudio X5, X5L, X5V, M5, M5L, M3

Rockbox for the iAudio X5 series features a large amount of plugins (games, applications and “demos”), which allow you to have some fun when you’re bored, or put one of our multiple applications to use: open files with the text viewer, time yourself with the stopwatch, view some JPEG photos, perhaps watch a video or two, or turn your X5 into a desktop clock with the clock plugin. On-The-Go playlist creation and adjustment, full file bookmarking support, Recording and FM Recording (X5/X5L/M3/M3L) with a variety of settings and features are more key points of Rockbox for the iAudio series.


iPod 1st through 5.5th Generation, Color/Photo, Mini, Nano or Video

Rockbox for the iPod models supports a large number of plugins, including games, applications, and “demos” – have some fun when you’ve got some free time to kill, open files with the text viewer, make use of the stopwatch, view some JPEG photos, perhaps watch a video or two, or turn your iPod into a desktop clock. Also enjoy On-The-Go playlist creation and adjustment, full file bookmarking support and much more.


Toshiba Gigabeat F & X series

Rockbox for the Toshiba Gigabeat F & X models supports a large number of plugins, including games, applications, and “demos” – have some fun when you’ve got some free time to kill, open files with the text viewer, make use of the stopwatch, view some JPEG photos, perhaps watch a video or two, or turn your Gigabeat into a desktop clock. Also enjoy On-The-Go playlist creation and adjustment, full file bookmarking support and much more.


SanDisk Sansa c200, e200 and e200R series

Rockbox for the SanDisk Sansa c200, e200, and e200R series features a large amount of plugins (games, applications and “demos”), which allow you to have some fun when you’re bored, or put one of our multiple applications to use: open files with the text viewer, time yourself with the stopwatch, view some JPEG photos, perhaps watch a video or two, or turn your Sansa into a desktop clock with the clock plugin. Support for microSDHC cards, On-The-Go playlist creation and adjustment, full file bookmarking support, and Recording with a variety of settings and features are more key points of Rockbox for the Sansa c200, e200, and e200R series.

Valves Steam Game Prices – A Rip off or Buyer Beware?

My Previous post singing the praises of steam may have been a little early. I was looking around the play.com website at game prices and my jaw dropped on the huge price difference between buying the game via play.com and getting a physical copy of the game in your hand and buying it via steam and getting a download version.

As i write this post im kinda discusted at the pricing on Steam it seems greed has taken hold over Games Publishers. Two examples of this price difference are the games;

Age of Conan:

Stalker – Clear Sky:

Thats quite a difference really on average its €12 more expensive on steam. Of course this not be Valves doing, Valve has to make a profit too so who knows the overhead of selling games via Steam. I cant quite understand this, Digital Downloads are suppose to at least be in line with the retail price and certainly not mroe expensive due to the fact that you dont get a Physical copy of the game

(Prices Correct as of 6-oct-2008)

Valves Steam is the future of “Digital Distrubtion”

When Half-Life 2 came out back in 2005 i think, i couldnt wait to play it and the game at the time was being “Pre-Loaded” via Valves superb Steam service. It was the first game that i bought online as a “Digital Download” and it sure wasnt the last. Valves Steam is just such a great example of how to make games available to the customer.

Its just the fact that Steam allows you download the games you want when you want them but it allows you once central location to get a huge selection of games. More and more games companies are signing up to steam.  The recent addition of Cryteks “Crysis” game made me cancel my “EA Downloader” order and any idea i had of buying the game on Disc and get it via steam. Now thats a huge endorsement of Steam, id rather have the game on Steam than;

1) Purchase the game in a shop and install it.
2) Use the “EA Downloader” service which in my experience is complete crap.

The reasons are that you dont need to install the game if you get the game via Steam. Having both Vista 32 and Vista 64 and messing around with the two things can get very messy when it comes to installing games but with steam its no problem.  In contrast to this “EA’s Downloader” service is the complete opposite of this in the fact that you will need to reinstall the game.

This makes Valves Steam the number one choice without any doubt when it comes to buying new games for me.  In fact it makes “Pirating Games” via the usual websites a real “No, No” as why end up installing games all over the place when you can just let Steam download the games you want and they “Just work” no messing around with installation progams and folders, its a one click process and its simple. Ive purchases a few games on Steam such as Bioshock,Grid,Crysis Warhead,Enemy Territory: Quake Wars and of course the Half-Life 2 game and Episodes 1 and 2. They always work auto-update and theres not much else any gamer wants. Long Live steam.

Gmail is Awesome – Say goodbye to Spam and hello POP email Accounts!

I was messing around with my Gmail email account which i never really had any use for. For years i was using “mailwasher” to detect spam and it did a great job but i found out that you can setup Gmail to access your “POP” mail account and download the mail for you. So what you might ask? Well this is fantastic for a few reasons.

1) Gmail will detect the spam emails you get
2) You can access up to 5 POP mail accounts at once
3) Your Emails are all stored in the one place, no more messing with Outlook Express etc and moving your email archive around, its all online in the one place.

Chernobyl:Amazing Pictures

I was looking for info and some tips on the game “Stalker:Shadow of chernobyl” and i found some amazing posts. Actually the first post was some amazing pictures that some guy took on a trip to chernobyl. The pictures are really high quality and well worth a look of all the places to find pictures like these i found em on a games forum.

click here

Of course the original and best known pictures are from the kidofspeed.com website which when i first seen was just amazing. Seing stuff as it was in 1986 is just scary.

Another site i found was “Lost City of Chernobyl” from englishrussia.com more great pictures;
http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=293

World of WarCrap’s 9 million subscribers Rant

Just a post i posted on shacknews about Wows 9m players.

The whole 9million figure is suck a crock of crap.

Firstly there not 9m active accounts.
Secondly and speaking for myself here alot of people are sick to death of wow. You hit the level cap and can either
1) Raid (no thanks id like to half a life) or
2) PVP (ok sounds good but didnt i just do AV 10 mins ago?)

So if your a casual player which i ended up as due to hating raiding and its insane time sink and demands. 4 hours of sitting in front of your PC and falling asleep after 30mins isnt fun.

PVP is all theres left and doing 4 battlefields over and over just for the sake of a few items of gear gets tired after while so you roll a new class and rince and repeat. When i quit wow i had 7 alts (insane yes i know) and since ive tried AoC and left and now im still finding my way in WAR im taking my time and not rushing it through like i did in WoW.

I hope WAR can succeed heck even AoC but as long as they know they cant beat WoW from the start then theres hope. Id love to see Blizzard get some competion from another MMO lord knows they need it.

http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=54530#itemanchor_18043455

Excellent UFO Video goes missing

A bout a year ago i had found a really great UFO video called “Most accurate Investigation into UFO’s ever” and it really went into detail about UFO’s it had Bull Aldrin the NASA Astronaught speaking about his experiences. It was the best UFO video id ever seen but it seemes this video has vanished from the net. It was on youtube its gone,i found it was on megavideo its also gone and its gone from aolvideo too.

Seems very strange to me that a video like this would just be taken off all video sites. I mean everyone knows youtube take all the good videos down but for it to vanish from at least 3 video websites is just a little weird to me. A Possable copyright infringment might be the reason but who knows really. Im hinting at some other reason really but im sure how to even write it down.

Below are the links to the now dead video if my some chance you find this post please send me a link of the video working online somewhere id love to see it again.

AOL:
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/most-accurate-investigation-into-ufos-ever/355076442

youtube:
http://asasncodr.blogspot.com/2007/09/most-accurate-investigation-into-ufos.html

google search link;
http://www.google.ie/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=Most+accurate+Investigation+into+UFO%27s+ever&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

Games you cant get into – Stalker:Shadow of chernobyl

Ive had this game for about a year now and ive never really gotten “into” it. Its a First person shooter PC game thats a cross between FPS and a RPG game. I find the RPG part of it a real turn off having to loot enemy corpses all the time and you die so easily its just dam frustrating. A game where you die very easily is not a game i want to play. Perhaps im playing it on a too high difficulty (2nd highest)but i just wanna throw the game out the window when i get killed.

Im looking for a new game to get “stuck into” ive got Crysis WArhead ready but i wanna “save” it fr another time to be honest. Ive got a tonne of games that missed out on over the past two years due to World of Warcraft that i wanna try and get through some of them.

The “Prequel” to Stalker is out and i cant and wotn play it till i get i finish the first one at least. “Call of Duty 4” is the only PC game im still playing regualry at the moment with some “Warhammer online” thrown in as well.